Conspiracy theorists are having the best week ever. This week has been a constant barrage of great news for conspiracy theorists, and it appears that this week can only get better.
On Sunday, while on a televised program on C-Span about his book, Senator John Kerry contradicted the official report about the collapse of Building 7 of the World Trade Center. Senator Kerry stated that he remembered that Building 7 was brought down in a controlled demolition. This goes against the official report that stated that the building came down on it’s own.
This drove many conspiracy theorists insane with pleasure. This statement is one of the same statements that drove a witch-hunt against Rosie O’Donnell. These theorists now have an argument in support for there girl Rosie.
On Wednesday, it was announced to the world that Karl Rove, the target of many conspiracy theories, was being investigated for coercion against the White House attorneys. This was an announcement that furthered the glee of those who opposed him.
Also on Wednesday, Representative Kucinich raised articles of impeachment against Vice President Dick Chaney. The Vice President is being sited in these articles with lying to create the war with Iraq, and lying to get the United States into a war with Iran.
Wednesday also saw the announcement by Rosie O’Donnell that she was leaving the show, “The View.” While many thought that this was a hit to conspiracy theorists, they were wrong. Rosie has stated that she has another show that is in the works that will be uncensored so that she will be able to say whatever she wants about 9/11 and the current Presidential Administration.
This week has also seen the House passing of a bill that would order our troop withdrawal from Iraq. The bill calls for the withdrawal to start in October. Even though the President is expected to veto the bill, thousands of conspiracy theorists who have believed that this war was wrong since the beginning now have a glimmer of hope.
This Saturday is a National Day of Impeachment Protest. Many groups are organizing marches that will call for the impeachments of Vice President Dick Chaney, and President George Bush. This will bring more national attention to the plight of conspiracy theorists.
In a week that has given us non-stop reason for conspiracy theorists to celebrate, we have to wonder if anyone else could be having a better week? We have to look back and wonder if there has ever been a better week for conspiracy theorists.
CONGRATULATIONS CONSPIRACY THEORISTS, YOUR HAVING THE BEST WEEK EVER!!!