The year 2006 has been a banner year for bad celebrity behavior. Are they bored, or are they just trying to up their frequency on the tabloids? The one thing these celebrities have in common in 2006 is their total and collective show of stupidity.
#10 Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Blunder of 2006: Jennifer Aniston’s Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
Dear, sweet, Jennifer Aniston. Next time you make a movie with a boyfriend, make sure the title is something happy like The Man Who Will- Love Me Forever and Not Leave Me for Another Movie Star. Try to steer clear of movies with the words death and break up in the title. We all just want you to be happy, okay?
#9 Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Blunder of 2006: Lane Garrison, Teen Girls and a Death
What was Lane, star of Prison Break thinking? Is he trying to method act and get some first-hand experience with prison. Blunder number one: he was with teen girls in the car. Blunder number two: A boy was killed when the SUV hit a tree.
#8 Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Blunder of 2006: Pamela Anderson’s See Saw Decisions
Pamela, make up your mind. Stick with it. Move on. Boobs, Kid Rock, whatever! Just because you are bouncy does not mean you have to bounce back and forth about every little decision!
#7 Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Blunder of 2006: Hilary Duff’s Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like Contest, With Herself
Hilary has lost so much weight that her face no longer resembles the bubbly and cute blonde we all grew to love. She thinned down, darkened her hair and is running her own Lindsay Lohan Look-a-like contest, which she is losing by the way. Hilary, go back to blonde, eat a cupcake. Stay cute, lose that edge.
#6 Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Don’t of Blunder: Britney’s Lap Sitting
While Britney may be accused of other forms of lap sitting, this time she had her baby on her lap while driving. Did someone hit her in the head with a frying pan? Her reasoning? The press was chasing her. We know she’s not camera shy…so she thought photos would be worse than endangering the life or her own child?
#5 Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Don’t of Blunder: Mel Gibson – Anti-Semitic Comments
Drunkenness is no excuse for being Anti-Semitic. Even if you believe it Mel, sober or drunk, keep your mouth shut about it. The public does not take kindly to such remarks. Stop trying to make excuses, stop empathizing with Michael Richards, you’re just making it all worse.
#4 Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Don’t of Blunder: Michael Richards – The “N” Word
Even if you’re “just joking” as comedians tend to do, there are certain things you cannot say. Never mind the First Amendment, we are talking about people’s sensibilities and what society currently views as right and wrong. Using the “n” word is a big No No. Always.
#3 Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Don’t of Blunder: Britney’s Second Child
Yikes! I would hate to say any pregnancy or child is a bad thing, but didn’t anyone tell Britney about that little thing called fertility and how much of it you have after giving birth?
#2 Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Blunder of 2006: Reese Witherspoon’s Lost Fortune
Reese, you need a better lawyer. All that hard-earned cash, made keeping your clothes on, quite a feat for young women in Hollywood these days, and now that punk and lazy former husband of yours can continue to not make movies and live pretty.
#1 Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Blunder of 2006: Britney Playing Peek-a-boo Hoo-Hoo
Britney, darling, we did not need to see your privates. If you really wanted to show K-Fed what he’s missing, although, he’d obviously seen enough, at least get paid for it. Where’s the Britney Sex book a a la your former idol, Madonna? Poor Britney. She could have her own list, couldn’t she?