Holiday gift giving can be a nightmare. Seriously. All the people you want to get gifts for stretches the budget just a bit, and then there’s the whole “personal” thing. No one likes giving (or getting!) a gift that just isn’t personal. So take a deep breath and give yourself a break. You can easily cut that shopping list down by combining couples into a single gift – especially if it’s a gift they can both enjoy together.
After all, what couple wouldn’t be delighted at receiving a gift specifically designed for enjoyment as – what esle? – a couple.
In order from mild to wild, these are the naughty holiday gifts for couples that you really can’t miss.
Please make sure that you understand shipping policies on the sites listed, and can get the gift ready in time. The closer the holidays get, the more likely you’ll need to put a rush on your gifts – just make sure you understand how the companies do that rush.
1. Cupid’s Massage Kit
Is there anything more sensual than skin-to-skin contact? If there is, it’s got to be a warm massage. The stress of everyday life takes its toll and can really start to wear thin on couples, but just a few moments of special alone time can really relax and put them in a much better mood.
The Cupid’s Massage Kit consistently receives 5-star reviews because it is beautifully made and includes top-notch instructions. What it comes with is a Citrus Blossom massage oil to start the massage, a heart-shaped pack that you “crack” to activate the heating pad inside, and a mini massage guide that boosts your technique. Best of all? It’s reusable! All your favorite couple has to do is replace the massage oil when they run out, and the hot heart will be ready for them to use again and again.
The whole set costs under $20.
2. 1001 Nights of Romance
Who says the blush of romance fades? Or, better still, who says it has to?
Packaged in an artistically painted tin, the 1001 Nights of Romance gift set is filled with exotic oils (clove massage oil, passion fruit and ginger massage oil), flavored body gel, strawberry body dust, a feather tickler, a candle, a wooden body massager, patchouli scented incense, and an ancient lover’s scroll. What’s in the scroll? A couple’s ticket to 1001 nights of romance, of course!
If you’re running a bit later on time, this is a can’t-miss idea. It comes gift wrapped and includes a card for your holiday sentiments to be penned onto. This set costs just under $30.
3. Kama Sutra Bedside Box
If you’re looking for something simply beautiful that also fulfills the naughty gifts for couples idea, you have to check out this.
Bundled safely inside a gorgeous, elegant glass and wood boudoir box are some of the best of Kama Sutra’s yummies for adults. Snuggled inside are the Kama Sutra Honey Dust, Spicy Oil of Love, Lubricating Love Liquid, a fragrant Pleasure Garden Candle, and a beautiful high-quality feather. Closed, the box looks like a beautiful treasure chest or keepsake. Open, it brims with silk pouches and beautifully packaged products.
This set is a bit more on the pricy side, running at just under $40, but is well worth it.
4. Bed of Roses
Absolutely, positively, without a doubt the most romantic gift in the world.
Bundled in this gift set is everything a couple could need for a long night of loving togetherness. They can start by sharing a candlelit bath using the tealights, bathing eachother using the delicious rose scented bubble bath. Then they can move on to massage using either the massage oil or the pleasure balm included and the hand-held massager. Finally, more than 200 scented silk rose petals are included with a special invitation card to really set the night off.
5. Erotic Dancing DVD/CD Set
When Demi Moore took the part in the movie “Strip Tease”, she enjoyed the erotic dancing so much that she was reported to have said that everyone should give themselves the chance to try it at least once.
So, let your favorite couple instruct themselves on the fun of erotic dancing. This set comes with an instructional DVD to teach basic moves and teaches how to perform a great striptease to drive partners wild, and it includes a CD that can be played to perform with.
Not only is this a really cool gift, but it’s affordable at only $27.00
6. 101 Romantic Nights Game
Every couple needs a bit of fun to inspire new levels of closeness, and this game definitely holds the ticket.
In this game, couples roll the dice and follow instructions to determine what sort of surprises their night will hold. Filled with inspiration and and beautiful pictures, it makes a great gift.
7. Slap & Tickle
Are your friends a bit more on the risque side? This could be a delightful gift for a couple that really likes to “play”, certain to spice up their love life.
Included in the gift box are a 12″ kitty paddle made of pink suede and black leather, a kitty blindfold for a bit of cat-woman role play made from soft suede, black silk ties and guide on the Art of Sensual Bondage, and a group of sensual hot wax, specially developed candles that can be safely dripped on the body.
Definitely for the more adventurous, and it costs a bit more as well – $72.00
8. Adult Cookies and Candies
This one is definitely wild. Seriously, seriously wild.
What this site has done is take an innocent little thing like candy … and turn it into a naughty delight. What you’ll find on this site are cookies, popsicles, and cakes with an extreme adult theme to them. They’ve even made it easy to save some money on your orders by signing up for their coupons list!
9. Strip Chocolate
Give this gift that keeps on giving and your favorite couple can turn dessert into a game!
Created as a board game, it puts a tasty spin on the average couples’ game. There’s still the drawing of cards and performance of sensual acts, but there’s also Chocoholics Body Frosting that gets painted and drawn on a partner’s body. As they roll the dice and land on a different square on the board, couples are required to do one of three things: pick a Chocolate card, pick a Dare card, or Strip. A Chocolate card gives the design and body part to be drawn on. A Dare card might be to lick off that piece of artwork. And A Strip … is self-explanatory.
10. Naughty-N-Nice Gift Set
This one is jam-packed with some wild – but very fun – things for adults.
Created as a light bondage gift set, there’s something in here for everyone. Included is a guide for 100 Ways to Exotic Sex, a wild berry powder, several types of massage oil, love cuffs, love mask, mini whip, exotic feather, blindfold, love pat paddle, and wax candles. The treats in this one gift can go from very nice to very naughty depending on the couple using it.
Even better? It comes gift wrapped and includes a gift card for writing your holiday wishes, and costs under $40.