Okay, I know everybody is sick to death of the Brad Pitt and the Angelina Jolie romance. By now, their baby isn’t even that big of a deal anymore . Yes, she is cute. Why wouldn’t she be pretty? Look at her parents?
And everybody knows that Jennifer Aniston was dating Vince Vaughn. They also know that they have split.
But think about it for a moment, put yourself in Brad Pitt’s shoes. First, you are lucky enough to land Jennifer Aniston. She was the sweetheart from the hit show Friends. Women were copying her hairstyle. Men wanted to be with her. Brad was the lucky one who won her heart and her ring finger.
Then what happened. He cheated on her. Okay, so Angelina Jolie is a sex symbol. She is hot. And maybe what Brad and she has is real love. But the fact remains he was married. It doesn’t matter what was going on at home, whether or not Jennifer wanted kids or not. The fact will also remain he cheated on her. Did she cheat on him? Maybe, maybe not. Who knows. You know how the Hollywood types are. But from what the news media says it seems like Brad was the bad guy, at least first.
Brad divorces poor Jennifer. Angelina and Brad has the pretty baby, which causes a media circus. They also go and adopt a child together. Yes, they are doing good. They are raising awareness of the needs of children in Africa. By now, Brad probably thinks quite highly of himself.
Now think about how poor Jennifer feels. Wherever she goes, their pictures are plastered on the magazines, in the newspapers and on the television. The best she could do at the time is date Vince Vaughn. Sure, Vince may be a great guy. I loved their movie. But come on does he really rank up there with the Brad Pitt’s of the world? Do you really think Brad Pitt really cared about Jennifer dating Vince? He was with Angelina, sex goddess. Jennifer is with Vince Vaughn, the proverbial boy next door.
Time has passed. Brad and Angelina’s romance no longer has that new feeling to it. He has been playing daddy for a while now. Who knows, that may be getting a little boring by now or maybe not. Anyway, now could be the perfect time for Jennifer to make her move. Enter George Clooney. You know him. The sexy doctor from ER. The sexy guy from all the movies. Oh, yes, he was also named the sexiest man of the year. Yes, you know him and so does Brad Pitt.
Jennifer should have her people, call his people. Would he be interested in a date. But it couldn’t be any date. It would have to be a very public date. This date should take place at the biggest event in Hollywood each year, the Oscars.
If he accepts, George should tell his people to stay quiet as will Jennifer’s people. This date is to be a surprise for the media and for Brad.
George and Jennifer should not be seen together in public until that night. Then imagine as the jaws will drop and the cameras will flash at the scene. George will get out of his limo looking all dashing in his tuxedo of black. He will smile at the crowd and the cameras. Then he will extend his arm into the limo, to help his date. A delicate hand will wrap around his, as slowly the crowd will gasp realizing the hand belongs to THE Jennifer Aniston. She will be dressed in the most sexy dress, designed by a top designer. She will look breathtaking beautiful. George will smile at his date. Slowly, they will walk up the red carpet together, as the reporters begin hurling questions their way. Shyly, Jennifer will only discuss the designer of her dress.
Then they will enter the grand Kodak Theater (where the Oscars are to be held) as they pass other entertainers, conversations will stop, eyes will stare. George and Jennifer will take their seats, as they smile at their friends and colleagues.
Throughout the night, people will try to catch glimpses of the couple. But the couple’s eyes will only leave the stage long enough to glance at the other or to whisper into the other’s ear.
Should they go out again? If they have fun, yes they should. I mean come on, would it really be that bad for Jennifer Aniston to go out with George Clooney. He is handsome, rich, and he looks like a lot of fun. Doesn’t she deserve some fun. Plus, do you really think it would kill George Clooney to go out with Jennifer Aniston? She is pretty, rich and probably a lot of fun, too. Maybe a little weary of being hurt. As long as she isn’t looking for a relationship with George, she would probably be all right. Plus, the big upside, she would no longer look like poor Jennifer to the press. She would be the big fish dating the sexy George Clooney, probably the male version of Angelina where the press is concerned. And yes, the fact that it would bug the daylights out of Brad Pitt could be an enjoyable bonus for Jennifer.
Sure, Brad dumped her. But we all know that men want what they can’t have. If George (who topped Brad as being voted the sexiest man alive) got with Brad’s ex, you know it would have to hurt. And after cheating on Jennifer, I think it is time he got hurt. Don’t you agree? Remember, ladies, revenge is a dish best served cold.