Marilyn Manson and Lindsey Lohan have a lot in common. Unfortunately, they don’t know it. From their self-destructive behaviors to their hard partying, their are more similarities than most people would be comfortable admitting. Here are the reasons why they would make a cute couple, and where they should spend their first date.
Marilyn Manson is perhaps the number one person that parents are worried about corrupting their children. His antics are well-known and have brought him numerous lawsuits in the past. He has recently split from his wife, burlesque artist Dita Von Teese. There are rumors circulating that she could not find him to tell him she was leaving him. But the rest of the recent gossip is what makes it actually possible for him to date Lindsey Lohan. Manson was spotted in photographs with Evan Rachel Wood. This young actress has been nominated for a Golden Globe, and it has given him some slight credibility in Hollywood. With his upcoming film, “Phantasmagoria” he will need the best connections in Hollywood that he can get.
Lindsey Lohan has been on a downward spiral for years in her personal life, but she keeps receiving bigger and better parts because audiences are unable to see her as anything but a sweet girl. She has suffered multiple bouts with “exhaustion” which many attribute to her hard partying. Although she is not yet 21, she has been seen entering numerous nightclubs, and is rumored to drink there. She denies this. It is her self-destructive attitude that she shares with Marilyn Manson. She has experienced more within her short lifespan than most people do within their entire lives. By dating Marilyn Manson, she would be able to give herself a darker edge, which may work in her favor. Rather than being offered teen queen roles, she would finally be able to make the jump to serious actress.
As a couple, the whole world would be talking. Although it already seems like Lohan is constantly in the tabloids, Manson’s ability to ignore everything going on around him could provide a calming effect towards Lohan. Plus, he’s a master at hiding when he wants to, and getting attention when that’s what he craves. With the recent trend of giving couples one name, the media has begun looking at celebrity couples as one entity, rather than two people. This would work well for both of them. It would pull attention away from Lindsey, allowing her to gain a bit more footing in her personal life, but would raise Manson up to her level of stardom. Because he’s been out of the spotlight for a few years, he may welcome this.
The place where they should go on their first date is where Lindsey is most comfortable, a club. It should be the hottest nightclub around, but also very dark. The more this couple stays in hiding, the more people will clamor for them. Lohan will probably head out for a dance with some of her girlfriends while Manson sits in a VIP booth. If the rumors about his marriage are true, he may not even notice that she was gone. After she returns, they can spend the evening making out in full view of everyone. Needless to say, someone will capture a photo on their cell phone camera, and the relationship will be announced to the world.
Both can benefit from the relationship, although it is more a relationship that has been created for publicity reasons. However, with this couple, they may actually find true love for each other. Their nature as self-destructive difficult people, who do not need a lot of attention from their partners, could be the glue that makes the relationship work.